THE BLACK WOLF AWARDS *Crowd cheers* *Bear, Rally, NightShift, Shamon & Dervish are on a small stage and start grooving to a beat* *Bear walks up* [Bear] We're causing utter devastation When we snap into da place You better believe what you can see We're gonna rock and never stop Here we go again, hit you with da flow again Kick it up the 2nd time around again So bring it on again and shout it out [Dervish] Buddy, you're a boy making big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place [All] WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! [Shamon] How about a little something to get you in da mood Know what I mean? Where you at? We got Queen on this track Bring the feet back and let it drop As long as we bring da funk and Queen bring da [All] ROCK! [Shamon] And it won't stop! [NightShift] Buddy, you're a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place [All] WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! We're gonna rock ya baby WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! *guitar solo/the guys starts shouting GO! GO! GO!* [Rally] Buddy, you're an old man, poor man Pleading with your eyes, gonna make you something someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Somebody put your back into your place [All] WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! We're gonna rock ya baby WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! We're gonna rock ya WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! *Drums do ending and there's a final sustained cord* *Crowd cheers wildly* *The guys bow down* BEAR: Thank you! (Female voice over speakers) Live from Los Angeles, California: The Black Wolf Awards With appearnaces by... Balto McCanine, Jenna Carey, Shane McKuen, Hunter Raven, Maui SanHusky, Bayson Wolfie, Skyler McNutt, Dylan Thompson, Jake Thompson, Nava, Rally Rover and much more... *Crowd keeps on cheering* Please welcome your hosts: Charlie Barkin & Itchy Itchford *Charlie & Itchy come out on stage with mics in hand* CHARLIE: WHAT UP, EVERYBODY! ITCHY: Welcome to the first anual Black Wolf Awards 2003 CHARLIE: Tonight many lucky people are gonna win this award, because they all paid good money to the judges ITCHY: Charlie, you know that's not true! CHARLIE: Well, I paid somebody 100 bucks to help me win ITCHY: Charlie, you're not even nominated! CHARLIE: WHAT!? Then what happened to my 100 bucks? *The large screen behind them turns on there appears Belladona* BELLADONA: They're mine now, chuckie *smiling evilly* MUAAHHAHAHAHA! *Screen goes black* CHARLIE: OH MAN! Itchy take over, I'm gonna get my money back *Charlie disappear/Itchy shakes his head* ITCHY: Here to present the award for Best Road Rover Site are, none other than the ROAD ROVERS! *Crowd cheers/Hunter, Blitz, Exile & Colleen come out* (They are all wearing the RR uniform) COLLEEN: Is Melissa Rivers gonna criticize us for using our uniforms tonight? HUNTER: Dunno, but I don't care BLITZ: I DO! I came here to be the best dressed! EXILE: Don't be weird boy HUNTER: Anyway, let's get it on with the nominees *The screen displays the nominees* 1.- Rally's Rover Den 2.- Dylan's Road Rover Page 3.- Cobber's Insurrection 4.- Tiger Mountain 5.- Maui's Rover Page *Hunter opens envolope* COLLEEN: And the winner is... ALL: DYLAN'S ROAD ROVER PAGE! *Crowd cheers/Dylan gets up from the crowd and walks to the stage* DYLAN: Wow! I didn't think I'd win *scratches his head* Well um...I think I have to thank Pat Rinaldi for creating me and an incredible website, all the fans that visit it and support it *holds up award* Malrouke, we got one for the home team! YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *Dylan's steps down/crowd cheers* ITCHY: I wonder happened to Charlie, he hasn't come back yet...anyway, we got an award show to do, our next 5 presenters come from way up North and they're all sled dogs. Give it up for Balto McCanine, Steele Danger, Nikki O'Neil, Kaltag Alaskan and Star Huskevich. *Crowd cheers* (Balto is wearing blue jeans, black T-Shirt and barefooted) (Steele is wearing boots, black jeans, white T-shirt and a black leather jacket) (Nikki is wearing a blue T-shirt and jeans) (Kaltag is wearing a T-shirt of The Ramones and black pants) (Star's waering a red baseball cap, American flag T-shirt and jeans) NIKKI: Theres a lot of Balto fans out there, not only in America, but in the whole world KALTAG: Sadly, only one person will win this prize, but they win because their site is amazing, astonishing, wonderful, incredible... STAR: They're cool! *Kaltag punches Star, knocking him out cold* BALTO: I just wanna thank everybody who was and not nominated for taking their time to create a fan website about me and... *Steele pushes him aside* STEELE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, here are the nominees for Best Balto Site *Screen displays* 1.- The Ice Cave 2.- Fluke's Tribute To Balto 3.- Silver Wolf's Balto Page 4.- Star's Haven 5.- Balto's Boat STEELE: When will they have the category for Best Steele Website? NIKKI: Never, I think STEELE: WHAT!? Why not? KALTAG: You're not as popular as Balto is...even Star is more popular than you *Steele growls* KALTAG: Okay, the winner is... BALTO: Silver Wolf's Page *Crowd cheers* BALTO: Unfortunately she couldn't be here tonight, so I'll take this prize to her personally. For the rest of Balto, work harder and next year you might win and I'll be taking this award to you! *Crowd cheers* ITCHY: You something I'm getting a bit worried that Charlie hasn't come back...while I'm searching for him backstage, I'm leaving you here with a rock band that seems to be everybody's favorite band...here with you right now, EVANESCENCE! *crowd screams* [Amy Lee] Now I will tell you what I've done for you 50 thousand tears I've cried Screaming, deceiving and bleeding for you And you still won't hear me Going under... Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself Maybe I'll wake up for once I'm tormented daily, defeated by you Just when I thought I reached the bottom I'm...dying...again I'm going under...drowning in you I'm falling forever...I've got to break through I'm going under Blurring and stiring the truth and the lies So I don't know what's worse And I don't know what's real And what I'm not suppose to feel Always confusing the thoughts in my head So I can't trust myself anymore I'm...dying...again I'm going under...drowning in you I'm falling forever...I've got to break through So go on and scream Scream at me, I'm so far away I won't be broken again I've got to breathe, I can't keep going under... I'm...dying...again I'm going under...drowning in you I'm falling forever...I've got to break through I'm going under... Going under... I'm going under *Crowd screams wildly* ITCHY: Well, that was incredible! CHARLIE: I'm back! *Charlie comes out only in his boxers with the money in his hands* ITCHY: Charlie you're back! *frowns at him* And naked! *Charlie looks at his body* CHARLIE: AAAAAAH! I think my clothes got on fire when I came back from hell. Give me another second Itchy and I'll be fully dressed ITHCY: Well, while Charlie's doing that, welcome our next presenters who are gonna give away the award for Best Original Road Rover Fanfic *Crowd cheers/Cobber, Dervish and Bayson come out* COBBER: So many people have written stories, telling the tales of great acts of heroism, over coming obstacles and triunfing over evil DERVISH: So finally these writters are gonna get credit for what they do BAYSON: So here are the nominees... *Screen displays* 1.- "Death Of A Rover" by Travis Wonders 2.- "First Date" by Jerimy Bass 3.- "Race To Freedom" by Jake Williams 4.- "The Iron Fist" by Gerhard Naude 5.- "Heart Of A Rover" by Pat Rinaldi BAYSON: And the winner is... ALL: HEART OF A ROVER! *Crowd screams and cheers/Dylan walks up again surprised* *Dyl hugs Bayson and mouths 'I can't believe it to the other 2'* DYLAN: Okay, was this supposed to happen? I dunno what to say...I would like to say thank you to everyone who made this possible...man, you are all the best, THANK YOU! *crowd cheers* *Charlie appear/this time he's dressed* CHARLIE: Please welcome these 3 fine ladies, Jenna, Sylvie and Dixie *Crowd cheers/They come out* DIXIE: Oh my God, Steele looks so hansom tonight SYLVIE: Dixie, darlin', we have to present the award for Best Original Balto Fanfic and here you are melting for an over grown hormone JENNA: Over grown hormone? Hmm, never thought of that way DIXIE: I don't care...you do it, I'm gonna hunt him down and lick his face off! *Dixie disappears* *Sylvie shakes her head* JENNA: Well, here are the nominees *Screen displays* 1.- "Storm: Apocalypse" by Ronnie Chung 2.- "Star's Fight" by Sleazy E 3.- "Newcomer From The Shadows" by Jason Wolfmann 4.- "Reunion" by Cyberwulfe 5.- "Balto: The Dark Side" by Ronnie Chung JENNA: And the winner is... SYLVIE: Balto: The Dark Side *Crowd cheers/Balto comes out instead* JENNA: What are you doin' here? BALTO: Receive this award, Ronnie couldn't make it either so I'll have to take this one to him...what are you doin' later on tonight, Jenna? JENNA: *giggles* Balto, not in public! SYLVIE: Oh get a room! *They both make faces and leave* CHARLIE: I'm lucky to be alive...Belladona really gave a good fight! ITHCY: The way I heard it, you coward out and began begging CHARLIE: Hey, I was the one who had to go to the pits of hell to get my money back! ITCHY: Whatever Charlie, our next performerer is a human girl that has revolutionize Pop music forever CHARLIE: And the wolf that's with her is the leader of a well known clan, so give it up for... BOTH: Nava and Michelle Branch *crowd cheers* [Michelle] Tell me...just what you want me to be One kiss...and boom you're the only one for me So please tell me why...don't you come around, oh no 'Cause right now I'm crying...outside the door Of the candy store Just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that Starting with a kiss and reel up to that A little bit of that, a little bit of then It's all in the game of love Whatever you make it to be Sunshine...instead of this cold lonely sea So please could you try...and you'll see for what I'm good for It ain't said in your mind...knocking down the door Of the loving store Just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that Starting with a kiss and reel up to that A little bit of that, a little bit of then It's all in the game of love You want me, control me, console me Please hold me You guide me, divide me into one! *Nava does his guitar solo like Santana/A huge flag promoting Furry Peace unfolds itself* [Michelle] So please tell me why...don't you come around, oh no 'Cause right now I'm dying...outside the door Of the candy store Just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that Starting with a kiss and reel up to that A little bit of that, a little bit of then It's all in the game of love It's all in this game of love It's all in the game of love You're playing the game of love Please hold me It's all in this game of love *Crowd cheers/Michelle thanks Nava and Nava right back at her* CHARLIE: Here are 2 brothers that know everything about cars, they're both cowboys and I owe them money, give it up for DJ and Rally Rover *Crowd cheers* DJ: Well...how are you doin' Rally? RALLY: Okay, and you? DJ: I'm fine, tell me something, what kind of girls do you like? RALLY: I like crazy ones DJ: I like cowgirls instead RALLY: You always fall for them, like that female German Shepherd we saw down in Texas last week. You drooled for her DJ: My mouthed was shut RALLY: Anyway, we're here to give out the award for Favorite Female Character DJ: And here are the nominees... *Screen displays* 1.- Nitro 2.- Alethia 3.- Jenna 4.- Cricket 5.- Spirit DJ: And the winner is, you know I love Jenna, she's an incredible dog RALLY: But the winner is ALETHIA! *Crowd cheers/Alethia gets on stage* ALETHIA: Oh my! I didn't think I'd win one of these...well, I don't have many to thank...but I would like to thank my creator, my friends and everybody that voted for me, you are the best! ITCHY: Here to present the award for Favorite Male Character are Nitro and Bear, from the Grizzly Strayers *Crowd cheers* NITRO: It's an honor to be up here passing out an award, I am thankful that you guys have supported the Grizzly Strayers and I'm sure Bear is thankful too. Aren't you? BEAR: Yeah, I am...I always thought that nobody cared about the us, but I can see that you do NITRO: And now here are the nominees for Favorite Male Character *Screen displays* 1.- Dylan 2.- Bear 3.- DJ 4.- Bayson 5.- Maui NITRO: Who you think is gonna win? BEAR: I dunno, Dyl's been on a roll ever since he's got here NITRO: Let's find out *opens envolope* But's it's Bayson! *Crowd cheers/Bayson comes out on stage* BAYSON: Well, just a while ago I was presenting and award and now I'm getting one. It's pretty cool, I just wanna thank my friends and all the fine ladies that voted for me, ROCK ON! *Crowd cheers* CHARLIE: These next 2 performers are gonna sing half English and half Russian, so for those that don't understand Russian. Well, sorry we don't have a translator. So performing for the first and only time here on the Black Wolf Awards are Maui and his..."boyfriend" Larry *Music starts* [Larry] NAS NE DOGONYAT, NAS NE DOGONYAT NAS NE DOGONYAT NAS NE DOGONYAT [Maui] THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET US, NOT GONNA GET US NOT GONNA GET US NOT GONNA GET US, NOT GONNA GET US... [Larry] Toi casca shin, dye shenia strovi Toi ca amin, hye enna droma Oui boodeshyn, nas ne dogonyat dye sha ennin, dye sha nastrovia [Maui] Soon they will be laughter and voices Beyond the clouds, over the mountains We'll run away to a better place Light from the airfield, shinning in our eyes [Larry] Niet pavurnio nit, noch now atonye [Maui] They're not gonna get us, they're not gonna get us [Larry] Niet pavurnio nit, noch now atonye [Maui] They're not gonna get us, they're not gonna get us [Larry] NAS NE DOGONYAT! Nas ne dogonyat, nas ne dogonyat [Maui] They're not gonna get us [Maui] Oui pudishyne, soppu de prosta Noch niet fra tok Niet apo rru niat Ye estte tat, lik ite prosta Ye estte tat, nas ne dogonyat [Larry] My love for you always forever Just you and me, oh this is nothing Not going back, not going back there They don't understand, they're not gonna stop us! [Maui] Not gonna get us [Larry] NAS NE DOGONYAT... [Maui] Nothing can stop us, no now I love ya [Larry] Nas ne dogonyat, nas ne dogonyat [Maui] Nothing can stop us, no now I love ya [Larry] Nas ne dogonyat, nas ne dogonyat NAS NE DOGONYAT... [Maui] Not gonna get us NOT GONNA GET US... [Together] Not gonna get us *The music plays on/Maui and Larry start kissing each other* *Part of the crowd cheers, other are disgusted and other don't know what to think* *The music ends/Maui and Larry stop kissing/they both leave holding each others hands* ITCHY: Interesting performance, here to present the award for Best Villan is Rune *Crowd cheers* RUNE: There's never a good adventure with somebody to mess it up and there's never a hero without a villan behind him. So here are the nominees... *Screen displays* 1.- Jake 2.- Bestiere 3.- Carface 4.- Rasputin 5.- Night RUNE: And the winner is...ugh, how interesting, Jake Thompson *Jake cames out/everybody boo's him* JAKE: SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTHS UP! I deserve this award, because I'm the best kick-a** villan there is! And one other thing, I ain't gonna thank anyone. So you can all go f*** yourselves! *Jake goes backstage/Rune shakes her head/Crowd booed him* CHARLIE: These next to presenters are actually his slaves, but they don't wanna admit it, here's Bestiere and Ruebins *Part of the crowd cheers, but for Ruebins* RUEBINS: Didn't win, Bestiere? BESTIERE: F*** off, Ruebins and lets just get it over with, I'm tired RUEBINS: Well, here are the nominees for Best Hero *Screen displays* 1.- Dylan 2.- DJ 3.- Edge 4.- Pitch 5.- Malrouke RUEBINS: Alright, let's see who wins *opens envolope* WHOA! IT'S MY HERO, DYLAN! *Crowd cheers wildly/Dylan gets on the stage again* DYLAN: Wow! Three awards in one night! I really wanna thank you all so much *starts to tear up/everyone break into a 'aw'* This is a real honor for me, I'm glad that you made me your hero. And I thank you! *Crowd cheers* CHARLIE: These next 2 guys may not be the hosts, but they're really cool ITCHY: Here's Shane McKuen and Skyler McNutt *Shane and Skyler come out* SHANE: Many people like to do Artwork, but very view are given the credit that they deserve SKYLER: So tonight those artists are finally get the recognition they've always deserved SHANE: Here are the nominees for Artist Of The Year... *Screen displays* 1.- Jeff Urbano 2.- Eric Hunter 3.- Pat Rinaldi 4.- Kylen Miles 5.- Gerhard Naude SHANE: And the winner is... SKYLER: Gerhard Naude! *Crowd cheers/Striker walks up stage* STRIKER: Well, this is the first time I win something...Sorry that Mr. Naude couldn't make it here tonight, but I'll take this award for him. And thank you to everyone that made this possible. *Striker leaves/crowd cheers* ITCHY: Here to present the award for Writter Of The Year are Boomerang, Rising Moon Proudstar and Malrouke *They all come out on stage* MALROUKE: Writting stories isn't as easy as it sounds BOOMERANG: It's easier to tell lies RISING: Shut up, Boomer, over the years many have written and published their creations, but none of them were ever considerer Writter of the Year. That is until now BOOMERANG: So here are the nominees... *Screen displays* 1.- Gerhard Naude 2.- Steven Today 3.- Pat Rinaldi 4.- Jeff Urbano 5.- Jerimy Bass MALROUKE: Here we go, the winner is...*opens envolope* Steven Today! *Bear walks up stage* BEAR: Was this suppose to happen? Well, since it did, I'd have to thank the Road Rovers, the Grizzly Strayers division and of course my creator Mr. Steven Today, he's a really cool guy. So thank you and good night to all! *Crowd cheers* (Female voice over speakers) Please welcome from the multi-platinum rock band Dogstyle, Otto and Samantha Maddog *they both walk center stage* SAM: Music comes in different ways, shapes, colors and sizes OTTO: Affirmative, there is no law written on how music should be presented or how it should be performed SAM: So tonight, performing that cool song by Sum 41 are Skyler, Shane, Briggs and Zudnik *crowd cheers* (Zudnik starts playing his bass and Shane starts with the drums) [Skyler] The faster we're falling We're stopping and stalling We're running in circles again Just as things were looking up You said it wasn't good enough But still we're trying one more time Maybe we're just trying too hard When really it's closer than it is too far [All] 'Cause I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep Up above in my head Instead of going under 'Cause I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep Up above in my head Instead of going under again [Skyler] Seems like each time We meet I lose my mind 'Cause I'm bending over backwards for you It's one thing to complain But when you're driving me insade Well than I guess it's time we took a break Maybe we're just trying too hard When really it's closer than it is too far [All] 'Cause I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep Up above in my head Instead of going under 'Cause I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep Up above in my head Instead of going under again *Briggs does his guitar solo* [Skyler/Zudnik] I can't sit back and wonder why It took so long for this to die And I hate it when you fake it You can't hide it, you might as well embrace it So believe me, it's not easy It seems like something's telling me [All] I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep Up above in my head Instead of going under 'Cause I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep Up above in my head Instead of going under agian [Skyler] Instead of going under Instead of going under again... Instead of going under Instead of going under again... *Song ends/crowd cheers* CHARLIE: Well, that's all for tonight folks! ITCHY: Hope you enjoyed it! CHARLIE: THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT! *Crowd cheers/credits/screen fades to black* **** All characters are (c) to their owners/players All songs are (c) to their bands and record labels Road Rovers (c) WB Studios Balto (c) Universal Studios Any questions or comments write to: whitefang_2005@hotmail.com