Posted by: Xem (
Date: Thu Sep 13 02:45:20 2007
I spotted this on a rather recent episode of Monk-

Lt. Stotelmeir: Randy, how many sodas have you had today?

Randy: This is my fifth one.

Lt. Stotelmeir: How do you pay for these things?

Randy: Unlimited refills. It's the Circle Of Life.

Lt. Stotelmeir:...That's from the Lion King.

Randy: Yeah, I know, except instead of Mufasa it's me, and instead of a baby cub, it's soda!

Lt. Stotelmeir: ...Never say that EVER again.