What if Simba and Nala were available as relentlessly
merchandized plastic action figures like Barbie and Ken
dolls?

[sickeningly sweet theme music]

It's Jungle Nala!

[Young girls playing with Nala figurine]  Whoa!!!!
[giggling, more bad music]

When you dip Jungle Nala in cold water, her eyes magically
change color from green to blue!

[clip of Nala getting dunked.  Girls giggle a lot and play
with their Simba and Nala figurines some more.]

Narrator-talking-really-fast: Jungle Nala does not walk,
talk, or wink seductively by herself.  Jungle Simba, Bad
Hair Day Nala, Pouncing Action Nala, and Simba and Nala's
Evening Under the Waterfall Playset sold separately.