Oh, Nala! 
by Sam Simpson

A parody of Hellfire, 
from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Fan:
Hodi, Rafiki
You know I am a Lion King fan
Of my fanfics I am justly proud

Shamans:
Busa Simba iyo

Fan:
Hodi, Rafiki
I've even bought the laserdisc
I watch it every day turned up real loud

Shamans:
Vusa amakhosi

Fan:
So tell me, Rafiki
Why I see her laying there
Why her gentle voice so thrills my soul

Shamans:
Vusa amdlozi bo

Fan:
I see her
I hear her
The need to buy more merchandise
Is raging in me out of all control

Shamans:
Busa Simba iyo

Fan:
Oh, Nala!
Yes, Nala!
The softness of her fur
Such burning
Desire
I want no one but her

Fan:                                   Shamans:
It's not my fault                      Asante sana
I can't resist                         Squash banana
When I see Nala
I just can't cease and desist          We we nugu
It's not my fault                      Asante sana
I must have more                       Squash banana
I've spent my whole life savings  
At the Disney Store                    Mi mi apana

Fan:
Protect me, Rafiki
Don't let her make those eyes at me
Don't let her pounce and roll me down that hill
Destroy my credit cards
Or I'll buy every cel I see
And I don't know how I can foot the bill

Fan:
Oh Nala!
Sweet, Nala!
I'm tired of this game
When I hold
This plushie
It just isn't the same

Fan:                           Shamans:
Aiheu have mercy on her        Ndiyani khumbula
Aiheu have mercy on me         La la kahle
But Nala will be mine or
Forever I will yearn