The fear I feel is real enough,
But I am made of tougher stuff.
Trying to escape the fate 
Of being on the dinner plate 
'Round the bones and 'round the bend 
Searching for this strange fear's end.   

Where are we going? When will this end? 
My hope lies with my best of friends. 
I'm slipping, oh help! I'm going to crash! 
Thank goodness, he saved me with a slash! 
'Round the bones and round the bend 
When will this horrific flight end?   

I almost got her, OW that hurt! 
I'm gonna kill that little squirt! 
How can a cub with little paws 
Possess such sharp and deadly claws? 
'Round the bones and 'round the bend 
I'm gonna eat him and his friend!   

I told her not to let them go. 
Shows what those pompous females know... 
She thinks she'll get the lions share 
If she gets nothing I won't care 
'Round the bones and 'round the bend 
Their tender flesh my teeth will rend!   

Heh-heh-hehheh Hee hee ho 
Ha-HAAAA hehehe ho ho ho 
Teehee-whaa heh ho gah 
Rrrrowlf! Hee heehee Ha! 
AAAAAAAAAH! Yipyapyowl 
Ho ha hee heh heh ho ho GROWL!